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2014-09-29 19:27:49|  分类: 日子记录 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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                                                       润润肠

    女儿最近内分泌有些失调,我让女儿喝点蜂蜜水。女儿说:“蜂蜜水不好喝,不想喝。”

    早上吃完饭,我又冲了一杯蜂蜜水,女儿看见问:“妈,蜂蜜水什么时间喝好啊?”

    我说:“什么时间喝都行,应该是晚上喝更好。你上网查查吧?”

    女儿说:“行,一会儿我查查,好润润肠。”

    我说:“行,你尝尝,不难喝的。”

    女儿:“我说的是润润肠,不是尝尝。”

    我当时哑口无言。

               不高兴

    昨天晚上就开始下雨,气温也骤然下降。今天早上还在下雨,到了七点钟,雨就下大了,风力也有三、四级。

    女儿:“这雨要是下到八点就好了!”

    我:“为什么?”

   女儿:“这样我爸就不用上班了!”

   我:“你爸不上班,你高兴啊?

   女儿:“我不高兴!老妈你怎么把我给绕进去了?”

                 所问非所答

   那天,女儿说想吃炒芹菜,中午做饭时,我就炒了芹菜粉条。

   中午女儿回来时,我还在厨房炒菜,女儿就问我:“妈,芹菜你用什么炒的?”

   我回答:“我用大勺炒的。”

   女儿乐了,又说:“我是问芹菜里面你放啥了?”

   我这时也反应过来了,就告诉她:“芹菜炒粉条。“

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